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undeadhatred:

smells-like-egoraptor:

hey, guess what..
creepypasta

for fucks sakes
15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

gypsystevie:

ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way

tastefullyoffensive:

[slugbooks/sarahcandersen]
wolfcrux:

mausspace:

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

lolfactory:

My girlfriend walked outside this morning to see this, a bunch of snails in a circle with leader in the middle.☆ funny tumblr
willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

#i am also full of snacks and darkness
me: *gets out of day old pajamas*
me: *takes a shower*
me: *gets into clean pajamas*
me: summertime

golfdad1992:

Isn’t amazing how people don’t give a shit about misogyny until they can accuse muslims of it in order to justify their islamaphobia?

sebastiandebeste:

"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please